Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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