So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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