around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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