I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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