Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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