Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I need a burrito and a hug.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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