I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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