Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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