i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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