This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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