Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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