i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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