I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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