I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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