Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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