He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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