I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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