Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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