I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Dick very happy bro
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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