i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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