just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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