CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
this just has baby written all over it
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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