I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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