So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She's the barista slut.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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