He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
