dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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