Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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