I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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