Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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