i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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