I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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