i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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