So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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