so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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