white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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