i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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