This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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