I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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