He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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