How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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