I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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