How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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