i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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