the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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