I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Never underestimate the power of titties
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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