Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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