Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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