R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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