In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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