: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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