Got a toothbrush?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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