There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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