Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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