Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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