its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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