I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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